so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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