Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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