How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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