Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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