Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You smell like stripper and shame
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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