i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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