is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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