You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
