if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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