please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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