I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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