Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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