we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If I die, sorry about rent.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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