well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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