he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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