did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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