I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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