the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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