He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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