"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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