the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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