so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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