Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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