none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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