If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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