remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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