Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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