we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
