So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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