How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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