he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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