but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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