I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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