ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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