I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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