margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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