Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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