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(586): View more from Michigan

I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.

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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(315): View more from New York

I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"

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(304): View more from West Virginia

As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny

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(816): View more from Missouri

My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.

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(720): View more from Colorado

Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.

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(714): View more from California

Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point

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