that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
