I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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