school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Someone signed my nipple.
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