Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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