It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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