I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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