this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
