Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
