no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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