He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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