he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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