Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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