Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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