When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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